The Scary Derriery

Writer note: The Scary Derriery will not get your child to stop using potty words but it will give them a wider array of words to use describe their butt. Write with your kids, it’s fun and it gives you the freedom to coin new words. How many words for butt can you find in…

The Gamer

The Gamer was a bedtime story the kids asked me to write down. I forgot somethings and added others. Enjoy. King Franz considered himself a merciful king. Yes, he was not the ruthless tyrant type not like King Ala-Mala-Bala.  Sure, Franz employed a food taster to ensure no one was trying to poison him, but after…

Dee Dee McGee and Her Musical Knee

Have a little scab-picker living under your roof?  Here’s some bad poetry that won’t stop your kid from picking scabs, but will let them know you’re paying attention.    Dee Dee McGee and Her Musical Knee Dee Dee McGee Skinned Her knee,      While Climbing up a bonsai tree. She didn’t shout or little…

The Haunting of Spill House

Julian and I wrote the framework of this story over some Bueno Y Sano nachos while John danced hip-hop next door.  Our first story The Scary Derriery focused on potty talk.  The second was about a kid who can’t stop picking scabs.  This following is a short one warning kids what happens when kids don’t…