Mister Keister couldn’t keep a job so he’d have to bum money from family and friends. They’d say Keith Keister when are you going to grow up and quit the potty talk and he hit bottom.
Tag: Short Stories
Get Lost in Vermont : The Man Cave on Humpback Whale Street
The tenth of fifty fictional places to visit in Vermont you won’t find in any travel guide, because even the locals don’t know they don’t exist. Get Lost in Vermont: The Man Cave on Humpback Whale Street Soon after outing the Shelburne Tunnel in my previous Get Lost, Ed the gentleman who revealed its location…
Lattes and Limo Rides
This was a quick write. Mostly written during downtime working in marketing for Tony Robbins. The script is about someone who has the same name as Tom Cruise. He lives in a closed store at the mall and learns that to improve his life he has to damage the more famous Tom Cruise. Lattes_and_Limo Rides…
Get Lost in Vermont – The Best Damn Mosquito Spray in New England
The sixth of fifty possibly fictional places to visit in Vermont you won’t find in any travel guide. These are the places the locals keep to themselves and if you go, you’ll soon learn why. This story was related to me by my doctor a couple years ago. The locations may have been changed to…
Get Lost in Vermont – The House with Mirrored Windows
The fifth of fifty possibly fictional places to visit in Vermont you won’t find in any travel guide. These are the places the locals keep to themselves and if you go, you’ll soon learn why. The House with Mirrored Windows There’s an old Victorian house just west of Ludlow that once belonged in a Norman…
Get Lost in Vermont – The Green Hole
The fourth of fifty possibly fictional places to visit in Vermont you won’t find in any travel guide. These are the places the locals keep to themselves and if you go, you’ll soon learn why. The Green Hole Lovely watering holes dot the state of Vermont. Many have found popularity due to Instagram, with out-of-state…
Get Lost in Vermont – The Treasure of Main Street
The third of fifty possibly fictional places to visit in Vermont you won’t find in any travel guide. These are the places the locals keep to themselves and if you go, you’ll soon learn why. The Treasure of Main Street Commuters and residents who drive through Burlington Vermont are all too familiar with the constant…
Get Lost in Vermont – The Statue of Prosperity
The second of fifty fictional places to visit in Vermont you won’t find in any travel guide. These are the places the locals keep to themselves and if you go, you’ll soon learn why. The Statue of Prosperity A benefit of a summer drought is the opportunity to catch a glimpse of the copper green…
Get Lost In Vermont – The Vampires of the Northeast Kingdom
The first of fifty places to visit in Vermont you won’t find in any travel guide. These are the places the locals keep to themselves and if you go you’ll soon learn why. The Vampires of the Northeast Kingdom Despite all the signs, most residents of Vermont will never see a moose. The ones who…
The Gamer
Some nights when I put the kids to bed my eyes are too tired to read, but I still need to deliver a story. Usually, these freestyle tales meander with no plot, but sometimes the kids like them and I’ll write them down for another day. ______________________________ THE GAMER King Franz was a merciful king…